Not all P2nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
1 The Grower. We
all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the
pe_nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how
long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first
it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times
its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These
are those d_icks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in
pa’nts. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the
initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well,
the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent
just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but
when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but
try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs
against your cli_toris, and even your G-sp0t, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This
P2nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this
pe_nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and
the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di_ck is perfect for touching
the entirety of your v2g_in2l walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your G-
spot.
5 The Shroom. The
mushroom man_hood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we
say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head
is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of
it, you’d better opt for dog_gy to allow for deeper thrusting, while
making the base gratifyingly rub against your cli2ris.